Day 13 ... Bring it on Seagal

As I am writing this I am watching the most amazing TV show I have ever seen in my life. The name of this show .... Steven Seagal: Lawman. Steve Seagal is all talk. He doesn't do anything on the show except talk, give orders, stand, talk about how long he has been studying martial arts, talk about how much of a bad ass he is, and wear yellow lensed glasses. Here is a clip from the show .....

As you can plainly see from the trailer he doesn't do much ..... I think that he is all talk. So for day 13 I want to go one on one with Steven Seagal so I can show everyone that he isn't as bad ass as he seems.